In a Nutshell

 You have seen some things you wish you hadn't.

You learned a lot, although not enough.

You have seen adults act like children.

You have smoked way too long and thankfully
have not kept track of all my mistakes.

You have some great ideas and rotten spelling.

You are not a hero and neither are you
destined for great riches.

You change your wiper blades when they need it.

You are not easily impressed.

You love to write but hate type-o's
and auto-correct.

You don't trust government.

You dislike all people that mistreat animals.

You served in the military, but not because your
country asked, but because your mother did.

The only thing worse than your spelling
is your sense of direction.

You expect the actors on the big screen
to look that way forever.

You don't believe in ghosts 
but you do believe in the spirit world.

You're sure that artificial intelligence
is going to be the driverless car that
plunges us all over the cliff.

Sheet-music to you is a foreign language.

You wish your high school teachers had
received a better education, and that
college wasn't just another big business.

You like Tootsie Pops
but hate cavities. 

You like stage plays and old book stores.