I think I'll call her Phillis

 

I went outside to play but the wild turkeys kept running away from me.  The crows only yelled at me and the deer seemed to keep their distance.  So far, I wasn’t too impressed with our new neighborhood.  Maybe Mother Nature didn’t like little boys.  So who was I to play with?

Then one night I discovered someone who wasn’t afraid of me.  In fact, after I offered her a bowl of hose water, she kept coming back every night.

I'm thinking tomorrow I'll see if she likes Honey Bunches of Oats, with Almonds.  We can have breakfast together.