Thursday, July 24, 2025

The Learning Curve

 

Small arrows imbedded into the lanes indicate where your bowling ball should pass over in order to hit the greatest number of bowling pins.  It’s how new bowlers learn.

Training wheels are attached to the rear wheel of a bicycle, helping to hold it upright while children just learning to ride can balance and not continually fall over.

The scissors they give you to use in grade school have rounded ends, helping to make using them safer.

Recently deceased people must attend classes if they wish to communicate with the living.  This is a very complicated process with very few successes.  This seems the only explanation for the strange and random noises we occasionally hear around the house.

We are the only people in the house, sound asleep and suddenly there is a loud clunk in the living room.  Upon inspection, we see nothing out of place.  Nothing has fallen off of the wall, whatever was sitting on the shelves is still there.  Nowhere can we find a reason for the noise.  It must be another spirit failing in their attempt at Hello.

 

 

 

1 comment:

Pauline said...

I agree! I just keep telling myself that it is the house settling or expanding and contracting from the days heat and the nights cold temperatures. But only after my heart skips a beat and I quickly glance around nearly getting whiplash! Stupid House!!