Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Stop me if you've heard this one

 

What Do Hyenas Find Funny? (Spoiler: Not Much)

Let’s clear something up right away: hyenas don’t binge-watch comedy specials or chuckle at dad jokes. That iconic “laugh” they’re famous for? It’s not because they just heard a killer punchline—it’s actually way more dramatic.

So Why Are They Laughing?

Well, they’re not. That creepy, cackling sound (especially from spotted hyenas) is actually a high-stress vocal outburst. Think less "LOL" and more "OMG."

Here's what their so-called laughter really means:

🧠 Stress or Excitement

That giggle? It usually means a hyena is nervous, annoyed, or in the middle of a food fight with its buddies. Imagine someone arguing over the last slice of pizza—same energy.

📉 Social Status Update

Hyenas live in strict social hierarchies, and the giggle can signal submission to a more dominant hyena. It’s the animal kingdom’s version of saying, “Okay, fine, you're the boss, just please don’t bite me.”

📍 Location, Location, Location

Sometimes, the giggle works like a GPS ping. It lets others know where the caller is—especially handy when you're in a squad of scavengers mid-heist on a lion kill.


Bottom Line:

Hyenas aren’t laughing at jokes. They’re communicating, just surviving.

So next time you hear a hyena cackling on a nature doc, don’t assume they’re having a good time—someone probably just stole their lunch.



This has been a public service announcement.







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