I found it in Kansas

I was driving along the Interstate, the Sun was
striking the side of this rather large roll of hay
and well... it was hard not to notice it.
I pulled over, got out of the car and climbed over
the fence.

Hey, finder's keepers.
As you can see, I took it and brought it home.
My wife couldn't believe my luck.
She was excited to see it.  In fact -
she went an got a needle out of her sewing kit
and stuck it here.

I took the picture.