Saturday, February 21, 2026

I'm Wise to That

 

Up at 2, making a groggy trek across the house to use the bathroom.  Crossing in front of the frosted glass panels in the front door, on my way back to bed, I noticed the outline of a person just on the other side of the door. 

Who could possibly be at my front door at two in the morning?  Why don’t they knock or ring the bell?  It can’t be a delivery at this hour.  My mind quickly went to John Baluchi, on Saturday Night Live.  An innocent voice outside of the lady’s door said, “Candy Gram.”  But it was really a land shark, and when she opened the door it ate her.  Well, I’m not falling for that one.  I just ignored it and went back to bed.

Up at 8am the next morning and wondering if what I had seen really happened or was my brain just having a bit of fun with me.  Right after I get a cup of coffee, I’ll go to the front porch and see if whoever it was left anything.

 

 

 

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