Commencement Speech

 

Dear High School Student,

 

    Ignore your guidance counselor and forget about college. Take whatever tuition money you have and buy a giant paint roller, and 250,000 barrels of pothole filler.  Then get a contract with the state of Michigan to fill all the potholes in their roads.  You’ll have a job for life.

 

 You'll tank me later.

Z. Corwin