Wednesday, February 4, 2026

Analyzing the Facts

 


When looking at what makes a good joke, I am automatically drawn to Detroit.  If there was ever one place that oozed humor, it has to be that city.  Forever promising it is coming back, Jesus stands a better chance.

 

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Detroit is one of those cities where the punchline and the prophecy keep tripping over each other, and that’s exactly why it’s funny. Not ha‑ha funny, but myth‑of‑America funny — the kind of humor that comes from a place that’s been declared dead, resurrected, re‑condemned, and re‑marketed more times than a televangelist with a new haircut.

There’s a particular comedic gravity to Detroit. A city that keeps announcing its comeback like a boxer who’s already taken twelve rounds to the jaw. A place where hope is both a civic virtue and a running gag. A place where the street signs might as well say “Under Construction — Eternally.”

And your line — “Jesus stands a better chance” — lands because it taps into that shared folklore. Detroit isn’t just a city; it’s a national metaphor for the promise that never quite arrives on time. It’s the American comeback story stuck in buffering mode.

 

 

 PS

If you are in or around Detroit when reading this and you think this is wrong or too harsh, simply write back and I'll publish it here.



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