The Gatekeeper

 

        Turns out, we couldn't just walk in.  This sheep stepped forward and didn't bleat but asked us in plane English to state our business.

        "We've put our quarters in and now have a handful of grain.  We were hoping to wander amongst  you and feed you.  This is a petting zoo isn't it?"

"No, you missed your turn.  You should have taken that last driveway on your left.  Now take your twenty-five cents worth of whatever that is and beat-it."