A Page out of History

 

    Ah yes, the infamous chapter in Squirrelian History: A Cautionary Tail. Right between “The Great Nut Hoarding Crisis” and “The Rise and Fall of Acornopolis.” That passage refers to the era when squirrels, paralyzed by philosophical debates about commitment and consequence, began holding roadside symposiums instead of simply darting across. 

    “Faced with the existential dilemma of whether to cross or not to cross, the Council of Bushy Tails convened beneath the shadow of a Ford Explorer. Their hesitation was noble. Their timing, less so.”