Sunday, August 17, 2025

Chapters from the Official Book on Aging

 

 

Get used to disappointment.

Side effects – reward or punishment?

Hearing or vision – choose one.

The Sun is not your friend.

Wash your memories in Woolite and they won’t shrink.

Caffeine or sugar, the correct answer is No.

Gravity will always win.

Tie shoes of yesterday.

Handgun or Ladder – a loaded question.

  Whoopy Cushions – no longer funny.

  TV remote – where are you?

  Your Joints as weather apps.

  Grandchildren as tech support.

Weak days & Childproof Caps





                               






1 comment:

Pauline said...

And so many more.........