To you it is birdseed.
To me it is food. You buy it in
bulk with your pocket change. I don’t
even have pockets. And another thing, do
you think it is easy for me to get up here, usually from a running jump? Often, I must hang from my toes and eat while
upside down. I’d like to see you do
that.
Maybe the next time you’re over at Olive Garden, hang your
toes over the edge of the table and have the waitress set your plate on the
floor just out of reach.

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Never underestimate the power of a squirrel with a plan!
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