The Grand Finale

 

It makes a difference.

When your feet and hands are tied and you’re stuffed into a trunk, the important thing to ask is…

Is this the trunk of a car or a magician’s trunk up on stage?

There are many situations we try to escape from, some more difficult than others.

There are soft-spoken gentlemen in expensive suits that will tell your survivors they need to upgrade to the stainless-steel box, with its silk interior and guaranteed moisture barrier.

Escape here is imperative.  That box is thousands and thousands of dollars and does the exact same thing the eight-hundred-dollar box does.  It gets buried with your remains inside.

Depending on your belief system, you’ll either never know the difference, or your spirit will be inside listening very hard to hear the word “Abracadabra.”