The internal workings of a compass are comprised partly of
magic. It is the minor electrical
current flowing from a person’s body, into the compass that ignites its
intuitive function. Basically, it knows
where you want to go.
Various compass manufacturers will coat the inside walls with
a mixture of Depositnate and Ignorzit, preventing any outside interference from
the vibrations formed by mother-in-law vocal cords, or Spousal pranksters. (That's the magic part)
1 comment:
Mine always seems to be backwards, and upside down causing me to go the wrong way. There is no cure! I am called The U-Turn Queen!
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