Be Prepared

 

Once we’re living in space, we will experience things we’ve not seen before, like our salad dressing.  You’ll no longer have to shake it before putting on your salad.  In the absence of gravity, the heavier liquid won’t sink to the bottom.  It will simply stay mixed.

Neckties on businessmen will point in various directions.  They won’t always lay flat against their shirt buttons.  Earrings on women will also float around and not always be pointing down, and hair, without some additive, will not stay combed.

Meteor showers will hurt.

I’m just saying, the grass may not be greener.  It may even reach up and bite your ankle.