People - They're fun to watch.

 

Nature protected the nut by putting a shell around it, but then it gave birds pointy beaks and squirrels sharp teeth.  That seems a system designed to fail.

To make up for it, the bird only has three pointy toes in which to hold the nut while it pokes at it, and the squirrel has only a short-term memory, so where it has hidden the nut is anyone’s guess.

I believe our sole purpose for being here is entertainment.  God has tossed us all into the same box.  Some are different colors, many speak a different language, there are completely random degrees of intelligence, honesty and caring.  Some have been given sickness, inflictions of some kind and arrogance.  Over the entire box, greed has been sprinkled, and to ensure everything stays mixed, he has added confusion and misunderstandings.

I think that if I were a God, ruling over an entire universe, I too would gather up a box of mixed nuts just to keep myself entertained.