Restrictions Apply
Should you decide to mail me something, it must fit inside
this size cubby. No wider and no taller,
and should it be too long, a Postal employee, using government issue scissors,
will trim off the excess, making sure the little door will still close.
I have seen various trimmings laying on the floor. There were parts of photographs, showing the
bottom half of skyscrapers, and part of
a French baguette that still had a little butter on it.
(And what might have been Postal teeth marks).
1 comment:
Well that probably leaves out Junk Mail - Yea!
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