In the Beginning

 

It was determined that watermelons should have seeds, trees would be covered with bark and people should be pestered by mosquitoes.  On occasion, the weather would wreak havoc with trailer parks, all food that tastes good will be bad for you and long division should eventually be shortened.

        One sock should be lost in the dryer, one shoe left in the road, and one be the loneliest number.  Whatever item you can’t find won’t be found until you buy a replacement.  All bad spots on fruit will be hidden under the label, and the worst songs will always be the longest.

        The youth will struggle with stupidity, while the elderly will fight with gravity.  As long as television networks sell advertising, they will never accurately report the news, and until politicians are governed by the same laws they impose on the masses - society will never advance.

This has been paid for by;

The Committee

to repeal Murphy's Law