Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Just when you thought it was safe

 to go out to your mailbox...



You discover they know where you live.

The mustache & glasses didn't fool them.

Sanding off your fingerprints didn't help.

Walking backwards through the snow
didn't put them on the wrong track.

Changing aftershave didn't throw them
off the scent.

Not using credit cards, and spending
only loose change for everything was
a lost cause, and very annoying to everyone.


Filling out that change of address card
was a mistake.


 

1 comment:

Pauline said...

Alexa told them!