Some day

 

Eventually I will write something worthy of reading.  It will be entertaining, maybe sprinkled with a few facts and have a spark of excitement to it.  Hollywood will never use it, as it will not contain violence, murder, cops & robbers or off-color language.   But that’s fine, as I’m not writing it for Hollywood, I am writing it with you in mind. 

And yes, that is the difficult part, because I haven’t a clue as to your likes and dislikes.  I don’t know if you walk around in your socks or if you wear slippers.  Do you bother with breakfast or sleep-in and just wait for lunch?  Do you prefer color or black & white?  Do you use a pen or pencil?  Spend all day on your cell phone or read books? 

Are you someone who takes the survey at the end of the call?  Do you usually drive in the fast lane?  Do you appreciate all kinds of music?  Do you question modern art?  Do you still have something from your childhood?  Do you believe there is someone in charge of all this?  Given a choice – jog or swim?  If asked, could you name four things wrong with the criminal justice system?  Did you stop at four, or keep going?  

Do you believe car salesmen?  Do you believe we really landed on the moon? Tie shoes or loafers? Coke or Pepsi?  Did you stop reading a while ago?  Did you ever picture yourself up on the big screen?  If you could live anywhere, where would it be?  Do you believe you have a sense of humor?  Do your friends?  Plain or peanut? Paper or Plastic?

I’m sorry, but there is just way too much I don’t know about you to write anything just for you.  I’ll just keep things general.

 

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