Please help me to understand...

 

I search for chocolate syrup

I like it on ice cream and other things

So I go out on the Web in hopes of buying it

Several offers pop up

Mostly all the same

With one exception

This one

 

 

This particular site offers me a pen

If I buy the syrup, they’ll also give me a pen

 

 

I mean…

I could understand it if I was

For instance –

Searching for wool socks

and they offer me a heart valve as well.

 That would make sense.

I ask you,

Is it me?

 

Am I seeing this correctly?

 

 Do people who enjoy chocolate syrup all have a propensity for writing?

Maybe to inmate pen pals

Maybe to the Hershey Pennsylvania Tourist Bureau

I'm sorry

but I just don't get it.

Don't get me wrong...

I bought the syrup and got the pen.

I'm not crazy.