Loose Translations

 

Stepping into the depths of a dark thought can sometimes leave imaginary gum on your shoe.
            Mahatma Koat

 

The gear ratio within a windmill mechanism is the same as that on an English Racer bicycle, but without the handbrake.

 

Spending too many years working with a microscope can accelerate your fear of touching any surface.

 

It was through the study of octogenarians that resulted in the refrigeration of cheese.  In Latin: Quo maior, eo frigidior fies. The older you get the colder you become.

 

 Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.  If he doesn't like fish he'll order take-out. 

Time travel is always 20-20.