With a one-time investment (my dictionary) I have free use of every word ever written, and using the same words multiple times is simply a bonus. This is a hobby that costs me nothing every day. The fact that no one pays me to do this is also a big plus. I have no bosses, no one to answer to and no unions to deal with. I am a free agent – not for hire.
Freedom to write gibberish, free to choose any font and of course I can speed through paragraphs, ignoring all punctuation without consequence.
The only downside is that I can’t shut it off. I am forever thinking, taking mental notes, observing the wacky world around me, and of course listening to others and their gibberish. Yikes!
I’m wondering if the absence
of an off switch could be considered a disability. Maybe I could get one of those signs for my
car that would allow me to park right by the front door. How cool would that be? No more walking across this large parking
lot, dragging this computer behind me.
And yes, it’s on wheels. I’m not
a dummy.
So, what’s your hobby?
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