and only then.

 

Until I no longer feel like I need to count my fingers after shaking hands with you.

 

As soon as you learn right from wrong.

 

Whenever you stop lying.

 

If you’ve never committed a crime.

 

Assuming you didn’t cheat in school.

 

Once you can speak in complete sentences.

 

If you are drug free.

 

Whenever you can prove you have our best interest at heart.

 

As long as you are not greedy or corrupt.

 

If you are nice to animals and treat everyone with respect.

 

Then, you can have my vote.