Should you ever wish to slow down
time or stop it altogether, it is possible.
There are a few things you’ll need, the first being a cold jar of molasses,
a priceless painting by one of the masters, and a wobbly, unstable shelf.
Lay the painting below the
shelf. Balance the open jar of cold
molasses along the very edge of the shelf.
Open the door to the next room and let the cat in.
There, within the murky swirl of
potential, you’ll find the second hand on your watch has slowed considerably
and your microwave is once again flashing 12.
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