I would have liked to have been
invited to that first meeting, you know, when everything was being named. Like the person who said, “Let’s call this a
hammer, because we hammer things with it.
Obviously, someone else in the tool section popped up and said, “Well,
then let’s call these things pliers, because we ply things with them.”
No! We ply things with a crowbar. We squeeze things with pliers.
“Then we should call them
squeezers.”
Who are you? How did you get in here?
“Why then don’t you crow with a
crowbar?”
I think you are in the wrong
section. You should be over there, where
they are naming the drugs. Really, go
over there. You’ll have more fun. You get to use all the odd and quirky letters
and make things up like Skyrizzi. The
latest cure for restless eyelash twitching.
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