Sunday, January 12, 2025

Indisputable Facts

 

Wine will always be in the shape of the bottle.

 

There is at least one ouch in every match.

 

Whatever you buy goes on sale the following day.

 

Cold cream is always room temperature.

 

Wall to Wall carpet can't go any farther.

 

The cosmos and cosmetology deal with the makeup of the universe.

 

The atomic weight of a doctor's office is 45 minutes.



I may have made that last one up.





1 comment:

Pauline said...

And the dog always wants out just as you sit down!