The fine print in the catalog
says your gift may vary
The message added to the box
misspelled, have a Mary
Shipping is an extra charge
specify a date –
Doesn’t matter what you put
it’s going to get there late
Nothing in the picture
will ever match the item
Guaranteed to get there fresh
just don’t try to bite em.
1 comment:
Great time for this one - Just got my catalogue in the mail!! Used to be fun when it was affordable.
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