Retired

 

My life in Florida always begins with a cup of hazelnut coffee.  As I am old and far removed from the workforce, there are no moronic managers or incompetent supervisors standing at the timeclock, tapping their foot.

 Come to think of it...  there aren't any timeclocks either.

        I needn't be a self-starter and there is nothing fast paced in my life.  Not only have I let technology pass me by, I held my foot out and tripped it as it went.

That type of behavior isn't covered in the employee handbook.  Not only that, but I have drawn wacky pictures in the margins.  Ha-ha, just kidding.  There isn't an employee handbook, because there aren't any employees.

Okay, it's break time.  I'll have a second cup.

 

What's that you say... 

My desk is a mess and I have personal items, like pictures of my family sitting around.  How observant of you.  You are truly management material.

 

“Where do I see myself in 5 years?”

 

 

 I'm thinking,  Forest Lawn.