Take away

 

I enjoy dining out

all my friends make it real,

Your restaurant’s trendy

it has a young feel.

The menu’s extensive

something for all –

You’ll save us a table

as long as we call –

The volume of music

still allows us to talk,

While the big screen TV’s

show sports round the clock.

I gave you one star, because

here’s the thing –

Hogs and not waitresses

should wear a nose ring.