You can't just walk out into the ocean.
There is a gate you must get past and a secret password you must utter before the gate will open.
It has been put here for your protection.
There is also a sensor that detects the presence of sunscreen. Without proper sunscreen the gate will not open.
The password is SHARKBITE
Do not share this with anyone. Do not write it down.
Yes, I know I just shared it with you and I wrote it down,
but I have express, written consent from the baseball commissioner.
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You must pay a tole to go through this gate to take the perfect picture of sunrise or sunset - depending on which ocean you are at.
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