As promised, here is the latest
update concerning Larry. Some of you may
remember the haircut incident in August.
The trial date was set, and jury selection had begun, but unfortunately
his barber was deported back to Seville before the proceedings could begin. Just like the boiled waffle surprise in the cafeteria,
the whole thing was tossed out. Truly a close shave.
It has been said that nobody is
ever in sorts. All you can ever hope to
be is out of sorts. Well, as luck would
have it, after that whole trial ordeal, Larry was feeling a little out of sorts,
so on his way home from the courthouse he stopped at the drugstore and bought a
bottle of tummy relaxers.
He gets back in his car and
enters the freeway at Lexington Avenue.
Keep in mind; while driving, Larry is attempting to open the child-proof
cap on the bottle. It isn’t going well,
and for those of you familiar with the Lexington Avenue freeway entrance, you’ll
recall the round-about halfway down the entrance ramp.
Sorry, the microwave just
dinged. My Tater-Tots are ready. I’ll finish this after.
1 comment:
Oh Man...................Left me hanging again.
Post a Comment