Oscar

 

It is a Christmas ornament.

It is designed to hang from a branch.

There is a small on and off switch on the bottom.

When on, it plays the Oscar Meyer tune.

"Oh  I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
that is what I truly want to be.
For if I were an Oscar Meyer wiener,
everyone would be in love with me."

Here's the thing -

I have had this for more years than I can remember.

It has the same battery in it now that came with it

when it was new.

Once a year, every Christmas, I flip it on

and it plays the tune.

This is one amazing battery.

I'm thinking, the juju in this battery must last

the same amount of time the juju in an

actual Oscar Meyer wiener stays in your system.

Yikes!

😵