Sunday, September 1, 2013

Episode 3




OAK VALLEY

 


 

 

            While you were sleeping the townspeople had put the kibosh on getting rental shoes but had sent Nancy for some bowling alley gutters from New Brunswick.  By the time she had returned the General had already melted and had run downhill to Oak Valley Hardware.  Only Muffin his trusty horse remained standing over the traffic circle.

 

Warren Peace:  “OK, people,  Lay these gutter sections end to end starting at the base of Muffin and heading down that way to Meadow Lake.”

 

Wanda Loop  “But Mayor do you really think you can lead a horse to water?”

 

Warren:  “I don’t see a problem with letting the horse run.  As a matter of fact once he has melted into Meadow Lake we might think about changing the name to Meadow Muffin Lake.”

 

          Martin Ized, Oak Valley’s Dry Cleaner spoke up.  “If you’re going to honor Muffin by Changing the name of the lake then it seems only right that we change the name of Oak Valley Hardware to honor the General, after all, when he melted he headed there.”

 

Warren:  “Right you are, Martin.  We’ll call it Oak Valley General Hardware.”

 

Sparky:  “Bark, Bark – Bark, Bark…  BARK!”

 

Voice in the crowd:  “Hey Look!  The Hospital is on fire!”

 

 

          Well…  Can Oak Valley take any more excitement?  And what ever happened to the delivery truck full of hot fudge?  Moreover what’s going on at Oak Valley General Hospital?
 
          Tune in again next week, when you will hear Phillip DeRooms, Hospital Administrator say; “Maybe we should get these patients out of here.”

 

 

 

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