Yesterday, a bus full of mannequins walked into this blog. They were from Singapore. They didn’t read a single post, leave a comment or point out any spelling errors. They simply exaggerated the visitor count. They are robots designed for only that purpose.
When attempting to examine the reason for this, all I could come up with is that somewhere in Singapore a maker of mannequins has made way too many. His supply far exceeds the demand for mannequins. Now, not sure what to do with all of these arms, legs and faceless heads, he sets them on a bus and tells them to just stay out for the day, visit places, have lunch, stand in a window, just don’t come back until dinnertime.
When they all got off
the bus and walked into my Blog, the little turnstile kept clicking as one by
one they entered. Now that is something
I would have liked to snap a picture of.
Of course, I have no idea how they were dressed, or how they were posed,
but still, what an image that would have made for my Blog.

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