Junkyard is a friend of mine
he writes me every day
tries to sell me curios
no shipping need I pay
He tries to sell me Tupperware
delivered to my door
and advertises nose strips
for all of those who snore
He tries to sell me tailored
suits
a shirt right off the rack
and should I add the promo
code
I'll get some money back
Electronics is no problem
he’s a warehouse without
walls
with tech support just
overseas
he takes 800 calls
My credit card is all he
needs
he’ll help me get my start
just look it up and drag it
round
then add it to my cart
The only thing he doesn't sell
and I get a little tense
is the thing I’ve needed most of
all
a little common sense.
1 comment:
WOW - wrong time of year for this one.....................or perhaps the right time of year????
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