Junkyard

Junkyard is a friend of mine

he writes me every day

tries to sell me curios

no shipping need I pay

 

He tries to sell me Tupperware

delivered to my door

and advertises nose strips

for all of those who snore

 

He tries to sell me tailored suits

a shirt right off the rack

and should I add the promo code

I'll get some money back

 

Electronics is no problem

he’s a warehouse without walls

with tech support just overseas

he takes 800 calls

 

My credit card is all he needs

he’ll help me get my start

just look it up and drag it round

then add it to my cart

 

The only thing he doesn't sell

and I get a little tense

is the thing I’ve needed most of all

a little common sense.