My Report

 

 

As   submitted by the cat on this,

the 34th. day of February 2017

 

 

I have threatened on many occasions to submit these findings as a means of expedient retribution for some managerial annoyance but discovered greater mileage in the threat than such a report could muster in behavioral change.

 

 Even now I believe the impact will be minimal in comparison to that which the anticipation has caused.  Suffice it say, those involved at the time of this writing were most likely displaying a nervousness heretofore seen only in small birds held captive beneath twitchy paws.

 

With respect to chronology I must admit a failing, as situations and events were logged based upon convenience to my schedule and not so much prompted by fastidiousness or compulsion to adherence of protocols’.   

 

It is intended that this report be viewed as a stand-alone document.  Although supporting data remains available, I have taken pains to remove distortions and bias, admitting to views and opinions other than mine - however misguided.

 

Operating under the Rules and Guidelines as set forth for compiling such a report and being obligated to pre-existing constraints, such as word count, I regret at this point in time that the body of this report must be archived until such constraints can be expanded to accommodate multiple page documents.

 

 

Respectfully

The Cat