Beware the Swedish Chef

 

Where is my Lamb Chop?

Unraveled somewhere?

Stuck in a lint trap -

with old underwear?

 

 

Statler & Waldorf

reported you ran -

with someone named Oscar

who lived in a can.

 

 

Kermit and Fozzie

and even Miss Pig –

said you laid on a plate

with a green little sprig.

 

 

Gonzo and Big Bird

Kukla and Fran

all want you back –

they just need a hand.

 

Come back to us Lamb Chop

with your cute furry belly -

and hopefully not

with a little mint jelly.