The Radish

 

It’s how they know to communicate,

They haven’t any lips –

Body language doesn’t work

They haven’t any hips,

But there are ways, the radish knows

Just how to get attention,

Some are oh so very hot…

Did I forget to mention?

They burn you as you're chewing them

So hot as they go down,

You’ll need to keep some water close

But stop – before you drown,

They love to ride the elevator

They have a hardy crunch,

They’ll ride a burp up to the top

Just to spoil lunch.