Everyone actively involved in the spirit world knows that
you never, ever toast with French fries.
It’s one thing to clink glasses with wine, or brandy, but the dull thud
of two fries hitting together summons such dreadful and sinister luck that you’d
never believe it.
Once, in Denver Colorado, two cowboys, just goofing around,
toasted using French fries. That
following evening, while playing poker, Larry drew four Jacks. He thought for sure he had a winner and so he
went all in. His opponent had a Royal
Flush and Larry lost the farm. The other
guy, the one who had toasted with the other fry, caught a nasty cold and missed
going along on the cattle drive. He was
really bummed out and they never asked him to go along again.
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