The Cut of your Jib

 

There is a place on Kent Street, just down from Whistler that apparently does alterations.  Not, however, on your clothes but on you.  If you are not at all happy with who you’ve become and if you can afford it, this place can alter the cut of your jib.  More than a makeover and way beyond behavior modification, they guarantee you will leave there with looks, personality and style far beyond your wildest dreams.

There are, of course, wavers to sign, documents to register and processes to go through that will curl your hair.  OK, not actually curl your hair, that’s more a figure of speech.  What I’m suggesting here is, some of the things you will be going though may shake you to your very core.  You will be scared, nervous and apprehensive.

Some people have even stopped the process part way through.  That’s nothing to be ashamed of.  If you, by choice, fail to complete the entire alteration, you will be given a partial refund and sent on your way.  Hint, if that does happen, don’t forget to have them validate your parking stub.

I asked them for some brochures that I could place on this Blog or that I could mail out to my readers, but they said they would consider that to be advertising, and they do not advertise.  Everything is by word-of-mouth, and as they can only accommodate so many people a year, they are already scheduled several months out.

 

If possible, I will try to get their email address and place it here.

 

 

Z. Corwin