If only...

 

Sorry

but my brain’s too small,

I simply

cannot learn it all,

Knowledge is

so vast and wide,

My brain is small

and kept inside,

If I could somehow

grow my think –

I’d learn as fast

as I can blink,

Every language

I would speak,

Every cure

I’d surely seek,

There’d be no sneezing

where the cough is,

I’d be too smart

to run for office.

Yes, I know that last part stinks.
I'll come back to it.