For just Pennies-a-day

 Someone I don't know commented on something someone else wrote, concerning something I know nothing about.  Facebook then wrote to me saying, "Hey Zobostic, look at this."

Dear Facebook,

I would gladly read about the antics of politicians, listen to complaints about something, gossip, or read the same lame jokes over and over again if you'll send me one nickel for each one I read.  Think about it, for just pennies a day you could have Zobostic's undivided attention.

Let me know what you think.

I'll wait here.