You need to change jobs if...

 

   Your boss has no sense of humor.

    They don’t recognize casual Friday.

   They don’t compensate you for overtime.

 You’re the only one that brings in doughnuts.

 You have to park more than two blocks away.

 The night cleaning crew makes more than you.

 They keep cancelling your vacation.

 You’re the only one required to work weekends.

  They charge for Band-Aids.

       Drinking on the job is frowned upon.