DNA verses Gillette

 

     Just recently they have discovered a schematic made by bioengineering pioneer, Frank Meckel, of Yale University.   He identified a DNA link between the Sphynx cat and the basic male Hallmark actor.  It is this gene which allows the male to maintain a 5 o-clock shadow throughout his acting career.   It has become virtually impossible for them to grow a full beard, or ever appear clean shaven. 

    Some have suggested that those carrying this gene display a reduced ability to act or ever be taken seriously.

 

Note: Based on this discovery, opposing views will be ignored.