Mondays

 

I used to hate Mondays

as weekdays they’re losses -

They were filled with moronic

grumpy-face bosses –

But then I retired

each day is the same –

just me floating around

getting close to the drain –

I’d like to feel useful

There should be a need –

for something I’d write

that you’d like to read,

So send me a topic

A hint or a clue –

I’ll run it through spell-check

and polish it too –

You may get it crumpled

and smelling of gin –

but you’ll not get it Monday

cuz I’m sleeping in.