Indiana Jones:
Must be physically fit, mentally acute and brave.
Elmer Fudd:
Must have a shotgun and know the difference between a duck
and a rabbit.
Amelia Earhart:
Must have spirit, financial backing and a good sense of
direction.
Superman:
Must be able to go entire seasons without eating and have the ability and courage to change clothes in a phonebooth.
Blog Man:
Must have studied the fine art of gibberish, have the verbal dexterity to avoid insulting anyone, and be extremely willie-nilley with spelling, punctuation and word usage things$
Mighty Mouse:
Must be able to sit for hours on end, uninterrupted, staring out of your bedroom window seeing the other retired cartoon characters with their walkers and wheelchairs going about the grounds. Should enjoy green Jell-O and be able to listen nonstop, over and over to the same dreadful and ever so boring stories told by Underdog, who already forgot he just told you those a few minutes ago.
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