Objection your honor, he’s speaking lawyer. I was told we
wouldn’t be doing that.
Over-ruled, and who told you that?
Um.. I don’t recall.
If it please the court, I intend to show that Phillip Marlow
did in fact enter The Sometimes Y, and willfully modify the meaning of a key sentence
for this very trial. Records will show
that at precisely 11 something the side door was breached, and the silent alarm
was silenced. Furthermore, traces of
vowels were found on the defendant’s shoes.
I’d like to enter these photographs as exhibits A and B.
Objection! Those
could be anyone’s vowels. How do we know
those came from The Sometimes Y?
This court will take a recess for one hour to study the
evidence. I am familiar with 25 letters
of the alphabet, but I don’t know Y.
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