Thursday, November 7, 2019

Old World Craftsmanship


            There are things they don’t want you to put on your resume or wipe onto the sofa.  After a lifetime of jobs and an even longer string of interviews, I find I have gathered a jar full of truths.  They are small nuggets of reality, not taught in school, never shown on an overhead or reflected in a Power Point presentation.  They can only be collected by traversing humanity, one job at a time, playing by the rules and being observant.

            I should mention here that time travel can not free you from these truths, as documented events will show: from the era of hunting and gathering, through the age of industrialization and deep into the information age this planet has been infested with people and aye – there’s the rub.

            To the best of my calculations there are only 26 pure and decent business owners on the planet.  The rest have suffered and given in to the pangs of greed, paranoia, and rabies.  Do not scoff my friend; I have seen many a rabid business owner or manager struggle hard to avoid yanking off their necktie and biting you on the ankle.

            However, that isn’t what I’m here to discuss.  Today we are going to talk about the sofa.  Some of you I’m sure refer to it as a couch.  Either is fine.  Don’t worry about it.  Know however that we are not talking about the chair, or the coffee table, only the sofa.

            As a small child, Migaleito Nunzeio grew an odd, almost unhealthy affection for the family couch.  It was where his family members sat and talked over the day’s events.  It was where they all sat to watch television and laugh together, and it was sometimes where his father slept.  He wasn’t sure why.

            Upon graduating from high school, Meggaleito designed and built his first sofa.  It had taken him some time with several false starts but the final product was a masterpiece.   As sofas went it was a beauty.  Meggaleito took several pictures of the sofa, arranging the various pillows here and there for each picture.  He then set out to show off his masterpiece and to take orders.  Yes, Meggaleito Nunzeio was soon knee-deep in the sofa business.

            It wasn’t long before The Nunz, as his friends called him, needed help.  He couldn’t keep up, not with doing all of the work himself.  He soon had to raise his prices so he could add employees.  Over time, there were frame builders, people to purchase the materials, truck drivers to deliver the finished product and seamstresses galore.

            Nunz soon had a design department, an accountant, and one person just in charge of safety.  As his business grew, so did the expenses.  After several complaints, Nunzeio found he had to add a quality department just to make sure that things were being done right and the amount of hours he was putting in caused him to hire people to supervise every department.  Meggaleito soon had Mangers, Directors and he had hired an advertising agency.


            One of the problems, as it turned out, was that none of these employees felt the same way about sofas that he did.  Nunz had a passion for sofas.  Sofas were his life. His employees, on the other hand, were consumed with… well, all things employee.  They wanted more pay for what they were doing.  They wanted overtime, they wanted weekends off, they wanted more vacation time, and none of them really wanted to work for a living.

            Sitting at the dinner table one Saturday evening Meggaleito Nunzeio examined his life.  He took a long, hard look at the product that was coming out of the factory and an even harder examination of what it was costing him.  He wasn’t proud of the sofas that were being delivered to his Customers, and he didn’t much care for the materials being used, or the level of craftsmanship.  The Nunz wasn’t happy with much of anything.

            That Sunday afternoon Nunzeio sat and wrote out his resume.  He listed his high school education and then began to write about his passion for sofas.  He wrote about building a sturdy frame, using only the finest hard wood, top quality glue and dowel rod construction.  He spoke of double stitching every seam with high-grade thread and he had always included free Scotch Guard and one yard of additional material should the Customer desire extra pillows.

            When Mr. Nunzeio had ended his resume he discovered it to be nine pages in length.  He was absolutely delighted.  Although no one would ever see his resume, in writing it, he had reawakened his dream.  On Monday, he would be making some changes.  He would hold a company-wide meeting.  He would voice his concerns for the current sofas being produced, for their inferior materials, poor designs, and expensive price tags. 

            Mr. Nunzeio would inform his employees that there are certain things you should never put onto a sofa, like poor quality, inferior materials, and high price tags.  Overcome with emotion and in his broken, immigrant English he held up one finger and said to his assembled workers; 

“I want us to get back to the truth.  I want to feel good when our product is delivered to the Customer.  I want us to be proud of the work we are doing, and every single one of you is going to help us to get there.   For the next three days, I am stopping production.  You will all report to work, but instead of going to your assigned jobs, you will come in here to the lunchroom.  We are all going to give our ideas on how to work together to put our hearts and love into our work.  We are going to reduce the cost of manufacturer, while at the same time increase the quality.  If, at the end of three days we do not have a solid, workable plan, I will close the factory for good, and we will all be out of a job.”


            Looking into this jar of truths that I have collected over the years I can see that even though I never bothered to poke small air holes into the lid - these truths live.  They have a life all their own, requiring nothing but for us to stand in line, behaving as humans.


            We line up to register for classes, that throughout the years others have lined up for.  We follow the business model shown, we learn the examples given, and we display behaviors deemed acceptable to produce raises and promotions.  We all stand in long lines muttering, “Think outside the box, think outside the box.” when in fact we love the interior of the box. 

            The box is us; it is our exploration of space, just as it is our inhumanity to others.  It is our ability to love nature, and our arrogance in how we treat our future.  We are frightened of change even though it is what we seek.  We push our limitations while holding tight to securities.

            On August 3rd. 1956, Meggaleito Nunzeio closed his factory doors for the last time.  Some of his employees went and stood in the unemployment line.  Others set out for new adventures and a few headed into a panic and seriously wrong directions.

            The Nunz sold the building, the sewing machines, the time clock and the lunchroom chairs and tables.  He closed up his house and climbed aboard a luxury cruise ship and headed for a tropical vacation. 

            On January 12th, as Mr. Nunzeio sat along the rail of the upper deck looking out over the vast ocean he contemplated the work of a cobbler.  Here, he thought, was a person who had dedicated their life to the repair and refurbishment of shoes.  Although an honorable and worthy trade the cobbler had fallen to a rapidly changing market.  In the blink of an eye it became cheaper for people to buy new shoes than it was for them to repair their old ones.  New, synthetic materials, formed instantly in stamping machines, run by minimum wage employees took the place of handcrafted, quality footwear.

            Then, as he thought back on his very first sofa and of how proud he was to have made it himself, as would a cobbler might have, taking pride in its quality, a lady close to his own age walked up and asked if she could join him there on the bench.

            As they sat looking out at the ocean, she said:

 “Are you here alone?”

            Noticing her hand-made leather shoes he thought to himself, I like this one, and he smiled for the first time in a long time.





ZC





           


           



           
           

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